APPLICATION
Dear Applicant:
Several organizations have risen over time, and each of them has an FAQ when it comes to applying. Read the requirements below and do not test my patience with redundant questions, that's Dave's job.
Initially, when you join our organization, you will either be a beta-reader, a critic or a sporker. There is already a point-person per department within this organization and what we are looking for are staff members. Now, if you're interested, here are some basic things you will have to qualify for:
- You must have graduated high school. This is mainly for the hopes that you have already acquired a certain level of maturity. Yes, it's nice that mommy and daddy call you mature for your age, but that does not necessarily mean that we share the same perspective. Lying about your age will make you look immensely idiotic because you will be put to the test in many ways.
- It is compulsory for one to be capable of writing in proper English. Making a typo is one thing, but if you can't tell "your" from "you're" and generally uses |_337 and TxTTlK, chances are your application will be refused.
- We insist that to apply, you should also be capable of developing original, well-balanced and deep plots.
- You require a spine. People will end up flaming you with their friends (preferably known as "band of retards" to us) for criticizing or sporking them.
- We treat our good clients with respect and patience. People who are willing and eager to learn and improve should be cherished. So because of this, we want someone who is familiar with the word "manners" and "ethics".
Dazzle us with an amazing application and we might be interested enough to let you in, even if only for the shits and giggles.
--Labyrinth
THE BOX
- No spamming. Prove to the world that you're not a canned meat.
- No TxtTlK, |_337 5p34K and Eidyot Inglesh. Make an effort to make your message readable.
- Leave a link. Impersonators are bound to be trolled.
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